Get a grip and Celebrate Loving Yourself – MAY is Masturbation Month!
MAY brings us many good things — flowers and sunshine and spring, and even our own carpal-tunnel-based, self-focused series of chronological days… aka Masturbation Month. Now maybe you were under the impression that this is something to celebrate every month, seven days a week even, but hey – if there’s an opportunity to diddle around judgment-free every day, let’s grab it by the balls.
Dr. Carol Queen, lead sexologist at sex-positive adult boutique Good Vibrations and co-founder of the Center for Sex and Culture up in San Francisco, hosted the 10th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon last week to pump everyone up for the coming month. (Both puns simultaneously intended.)
A typical MAY weekly breakdown:
* Make Me Moan Mondays
* Twat Tickling Tuesdays
* Wet Dream Wednesdays
* Thumb-F**king Thursdays
* Full-Frontal Fridays
* Sit on It Saturdays
* Someone Get Me Some Gatorade Sundays
Stay hydrated, people. There are a lot of fluids flowing and a cramp is a surefire way to ruin a good diddle session.